rap battle number ONE.

Friday, September 3

12:37 AM

A little too many shots, some taken in LA and some taken in SF, resulted in the following.

Here it is, the first of many rap battles...

NOLAN NUNES VERSUS KELCI JONES

Nolan: i say hey whassup, can i cut the the down low? let me get it all up its my down low. with the esteem so great i taste the taste of gold im so late.

Kelci: aint nothing than bitches and hoes... when you wake up in the morn you say, "whose are those clothes?"... all i remember is taking bong loads, then all of a sudden my head just froze.

Nolan: i'll fuck you up so clean like, ill fuck you up like a clean dike. rhymes and times you got all these things, your and mine you got all these dreams.

Kelci: fuck you shit boy, its so whack... why don't youuu just go jack... off those sexy porn magazines. and while your at it, smoke a fat bleeeeeez...y.

Nolan: you sound like my cousin ivan, as in im in. not too balistic like the floor i floor i hit the dance floor. off like im on them sittin with no condom. be the mentor i know you boast, sitting with the man you know i love them strokes.

Kelci: oh my god, don't compare me to him. all he does is jack off, then drink he semen. my rhymz are just so much better... if this rap were a match, id set it fire.

Nolan: Fire to the roomz, bring the fire to the room. like a collapse set back no relapse, but i aint got it, cause you know i want it. with the big dreams im stuck on stick with the big dreams ive stuck on.

Kelci: up and down and all around, if you're a pussy and your sad, turn that frown upside down. All day tomorrow im gonna load the bong, and after i smoke it ill watch cheech and chong.

Nolan: Shit. Im impressed kj, so impressed i mix that good oj. with esteem so great and be so fresh, hittin the pores straight down to the flesh.

Kelci: nolan, your just saying that. yo whatup i just saw a cat. you better be coming to see us. take a plan or a train or your feet or a bus. boom baba boom bababa, that is what i hear when you hollA.

Nolan: You winn. so fresh and clean.

Nolan: 0

Kelci: 1

Bring it NOLAN!

-kelc